Messy Jesse - not just a clever nickname, but a way of life

little mess, please just go away
i cannot bear the sight of you today.

little mess, how did you get so bad
the piles so old, I forget what I had

my little mess, things that i hold so dear
clutter-craziness is ever drawing near

little mess, i will clean you this eve
the things i find, no one would believe

little mess, it’s time i bid you adieu
I wont know where anything is, when I am through

little mess, please stop controlling my life
in my next life, I’m getting me a housewife.